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Gasp! 2009? Why, that’s a whole year! 

Or is it?

It’s almost August. Let’s see: August, September, October, November.  Count ’em. Four months.

FOUR MONTHS!

I’m just having a little fun with the media. In this time of constant reports of doom and gloom, it helps. 

Oh. And by the way…I also saw a tabloid headline last week that screamed that Cher had to have a quickie wedding.

Why? Was she pregnant?

Cher is 62 years old.