Gasp! 2009? Why, that’s a whole year!
Or is it?
It’s almost August. Let’s see: August, September, October, November. Count ’em. Four months.
I’m just having a little fun with the media. In this time of constant reports of doom and gloom, it helps.
Oh. And by the way…I also saw a tabloid headline last week that screamed that Cher had to have a quickie wedding.
Why? Was she pregnant?
Cher is 62 years old.